It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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