now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Bring me that man meat
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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