READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
