But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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