yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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