So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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