just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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