I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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