im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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