Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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