But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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