but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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