in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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