Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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