Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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