The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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