piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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