What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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