Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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