Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
