if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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