Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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