Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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