Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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