She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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