i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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