This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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