You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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