It's Friday. Sex?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
