am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Randomize
