Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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