sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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