If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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