she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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