Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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