: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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