don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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