i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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