mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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