Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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