I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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