who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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