Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
