did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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