How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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