i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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