but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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