I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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