windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
tell me about the fingering
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