At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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