I've blown a few things in my day
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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