So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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