Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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