is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
