So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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