We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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